So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
