PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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