I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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