Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
