he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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