well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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