so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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