You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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