I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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