So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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