Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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