im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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