Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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