Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Michael Bay diarrhea
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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