And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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