You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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