You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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