she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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