She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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