I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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