Whod you bang
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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