i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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