why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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