Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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