I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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