would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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