id be glad to
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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