she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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