didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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