If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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