I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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