I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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