I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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