You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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