she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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