Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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