No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
God, I missed his penis.
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