had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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