You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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