i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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