Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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