ya dads aren't the best wingmen
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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