Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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