you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
