I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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