I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The maid of honor just puked.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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