it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My feet surprised me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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