i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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