it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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