3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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