Plan B is the new Plan A
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
