It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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