you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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